Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Solar Panels Drain the Sun’s Energy, Experts Say

This week, a scientific research facility in Wyoming made a startling discovery that is certain to change the way millions of Americans look at the environmentalism movement, after they found conclusive evidence that solar panels not only convert the sun’s energy into usable energy, but that they are also draining the sun of its own energy, possibly with catastrophic consequences far worse than global warming.

Scientists at the Wyoming Institute of Technology, a privately-owned think tank located in Cheyenne, Wyoming, discovered that energy radiated from the sun isn’t merely captured in solar panels, but that energy is directly physically drawn from the sun by those panels, in a process they refer to as “forced photovoltaic drainage.”

“Put into laymen’s terms, the solar panels capture the sun’s energy, but pull on the sun over time, forcing more energy to be released than the sun is actually producing,” WIT claims in a scientific white paper published on Wednesday.  “Imagine a waterfall, dumping water.  But you aren’t catching the water in buckets, but rather sucking it in with a vacuum cleaner.  Eventually, you’re going to suck in so much water that you drain the river above that waterfall completely.”

WIT is adamant that there’s no immediate danger, however.  “Currently, solar panels are an energy niche, and do not pose a serious risk to the sun.  But if we converted our grids to solar energy in a big way, with panels on domestic homes and commercial businesses, and paving our parking lots with panels, we’d start seeing very serious problems over time.  If every home in the world had solar panels on their roofs, global temperatures would drop by as much as thirty degrees over twenty years, and the sun could die out within three hundred to four hundred years.”

The study was commissioned in August 2011 by the Halliburton corporation, who wanted to learn if the energy giant should start manufacturing and selling solar panels domestically and internationally.

Halliburton’s executives wanted to know more about the sustainability of solar energy and how photovoltaic technology might evolve over the next ten years.  But based on the findings of WIT’s research in the field, Halliburton revealed on Friday that they will not be entering the solar energy market.

“Solar panels destroying the sun could potentially be the worst man-made climate disaster in the history of the world, and Halliburton will not be taking part in that,” the company stated in a press release issued Friday morning.  “It’s obvious, based on the findings of this neutral scientific research group, that humans needs to become more dependent on fossil fuels like oil and coal, not less. 

Because these so-called `green technologies’ are far more dangerous to the Earth than any hydrofracking operation or deep-water drilling station.  What good is clean air when our very sun is no longer functional?”

- See more at:

And more here...

Submitted by Professor Jim Wagner


Kathy Meeh said...

Thanks Jim, this scientific information from National Report, America's #1 independent news team Ted Cruz and Sarah Palin" is really good stuff (lol). And the disclaimer states ... not intended for children under age 18-- (you know who your are).

Hey, if those solar panels "suck up too much water" (alleged scientific description), best to move them away from the stream and waterfall, or buy newer panels which may be photovoltaic neutral.

And if that doesn't work, lucky for us we live near rising ocean sea level, so desalination may become a good thing to reduce our too much water flooding, (and at the same time improve our climate). Possible solution for those inland people: move to the coast, share our water and our land. Then we'll all be happy!

Anonymous said...

Cruz, Palin, Halliburton, Wyoming? Debunking solar energy? Is it oil or
have Chuckles Cheney's mad scientists invented a solar-powered artificial heart and he needs to suck up ALL of the sun's energy so he can live forever?

Tom Clifford said...

Maybe if they suck off enough Sun light we will all get to sleep later.

Anonymous said...

This might be the stupidest thing I have ever seen.

Next article. Fish drink too much water. Birds are taking up to much air.


Professor Irwin Corey said...

I think WIT is dimwitted. Does it really exist? Take a look at their website. Is it a spoof? Me thinks it may be so.

Hutch said...

I can see how this works. Look at the NIMBY's. They suck. They try to make others suck. Ends up with more people sucking.

Anonymous said...

Sponges are bad for the environment. That includes the kind you use for washing dishes. They suck up too much water , creating water droughts around the world.