Borowitz Report, 4/14/12. "North Korea Expelled from Axis of Evil"
|Man, that didn't work!|
“There are a lot of evil countries out there, Iran for one, who are trying to terrify the world by developing nuclear weapons,” he said. “When North Korea launches a so-called ‘rocket’ and it goes about twenty feet before blowing up, that just makes it harder for the rest of us.”
A spokesman for the erstwhile evil nation objected strongly to Mr. Ahmadinejad’s statement, saying it was “totally unfair to judge how evil a country is based on one crappy rocket.” For a rogue nation that prides itself on threatening the world community, membership in the Axis of Evil is considered essential, which makes North Korea’s expulsion from the group a particularly damaging setback.
|You're out, idiot boy.|
Alternative account - BBC News/Jonathan Amos, 4/13/12. "North Korea rocket launch fails." Statue of Kim-Jong-il-sung unvailed and did not blow up.
Note: the article is a "moral to the story" spoof, and the articles and pictures are ripped-off from public domain.
Posted by Kathy Meeh