Upon the completion of an exhaustive environmental study, it has been determined that the current Pacifica City Hall building is sitting smack dab in the middle of what was formerly the habitat of the endangered San Andreas Skinless Salamander. In fact, since the EIR (environmental impact report) has determined that no site in Pacifica is environmentally insensitive, we believe the original mobile design (pictured on the left) will facilitate constant relocation of our City government's home base.
Please join the CBD and PSD in their quest to restore the current Allstare McNugget City Hall structure to its original glory circa 1956 and give the little critter a break. Remember, only you can save the planet.
Posted by: Rocky Roads
3 comments:
Rocky Roads, you've got to be the funniest guy on the planet. Nice touch with that classy retro Airstream motor trailer, complete with "Pacifica City Hall" identification, and 1x city investment in plastic pink flamencos.
The water savings should be substantial, and volunteers are always willing to buy-into-the- program to weed the area. City Council might form a committee to protect all salamanders because there are only 500 species of these amphibians on the planet, and they are all genetically identical (maybe).
If animals belong to different species, they are not genetically identical.
Thanks for that clarification Steve, now I understand that city leadership is genetically identical with us, just their DNA that varies.
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