i know these have that little thingy in front but don't know how to get it out
Lance
> Random Thoughts for January
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> 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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> 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
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> 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
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> 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
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> 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
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> 6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
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> 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
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> 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
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> 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
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> 10.Bad decisions make good stories.
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> 11.You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
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> 12.Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
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> 13.I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
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> 14."Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this --ever..
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> 15.I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
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> 16.I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste..
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> 17.I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
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> 18. Laughing to yourself is healthy...but laughing out loud and not telling anyone why is more fun!
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> 19.I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
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> 20.I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday & Saturday night more kisses begin with Michelob Golden Lights than Kay's jewelry.
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> 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
>
>
>
> 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
>
>
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> 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
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> 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
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> 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
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> 6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
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> 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
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> 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
>
>
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> 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
>
>
>
> 10.Bad decisions make good stories.
>
>
>
> 11.You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
>
>
>
> 12.Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
>
>
>
> 13.I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
>
>
>
> 14."Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this --ever..
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>
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> 15.I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
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>
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> 16.I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste..
>
>
>
> 17.I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
>
>
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> 18. Laughing to yourself is healthy...but laughing out loud and not telling anyone why is more fun!
>
>
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> 19.I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
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> 20.I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday & Saturday night more kisses begin with Michelob Golden Lights than Kay's jewelry.
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3 comments:
You're right this post is big and ugly which takes away from the wacky humor of the circulated e-mail variety reference (which should be noted).
This is another reason article posting guidelines are needed, all part of quality control, not an end to "free speech", but an end to the lowest common denominator of "free speech".
In a side mail looks like quality will not be the direction of this blog, where as "let crap happen will", so have at it.
"Let crap happen".... Like the earlier "History of New Year's Resolutions" post?
You should try to recognize that what one person views as crap might be a gem to someone else. Here's a thought: just skip the ones you don't like.
Thanks again "Lance". Isn't low level, throw anything at the wall posting lovely. Enjoy, Kathy
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