Over the past year, Pacifica has proven we can successfully enter contests. Why not this one? Win, all debt removed and we can happily live in the oblivious "green" zone for the next 10 years.
From The Borowitz Report, 3/30/12, "Greece Buys Mega Millions Ticket, Prime Minster Travels to Convenience Store in Indiana."
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| Parthenon or Pacifica City Hall? |
"In a move that raised many eyebrows among financial ministers across the Eurozone, the nation of Greece today purchased a Mega Millions lottery ticket in the hopes of winning a jackpot topping $540 million.
Prime Minister Lucas Papademos made the extraordinary purchase himself,
traveling to a convenience story in Zionsville, Indiana where he briefly
chatted with the Hoosier Lottery’s Mega Millions mascot.
While the odds of winning the jackpot currently stand at 1 in 176 million, experts say that the odds of Greece solving its financial problems on its own are approximately 1 in 975 zillion.
The Greek Prime Minister acknowledged that buying a Mega Millions ticket might appear to be a desperate move to the outside world, but added, “At this point it was either that or sell the Parthenon to Mark Zuckerberg.”
Asked why he purchased only one lottery ticket, Mr. Papademos said, “That’s all we had money for, and even that we had to borrow from Germany.”
While the odds of winning the jackpot currently stand at 1 in 176 million, experts say that the odds of Greece solving its financial problems on its own are approximately 1 in 975 zillion.
The Greek Prime Minister acknowledged that buying a Mega Millions ticket might appear to be a desperate move to the outside world, but added, “At this point it was either that or sell the Parthenon to Mark Zuckerberg.”
Asked why he purchased only one lottery ticket, Mr. Papademos said, “That’s all we had money for, and even that we had to borrow from Germany.”
Posted by Kathy Meeh
3 comments:
All he bet was a dollar. Smart move Mr. Papademos. You don't want to get in too deep with the Germans. That Angela is no happy hausfrau. In Pacifica we bet big with the taxpayer's money. They're idiots.
Uh, you know that the Borowitz Report is a *humor* site, right?
Of course. And you can bet on that, too!
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